The Vespers

@calliecryar

guitar, ukulele, banjo, electric bass, vocals

Birthday: September 22nd, 1990

Favorite book: The Bible by God, The Princess Bride by William Goldman, and The Outsiders by S. E. Hinton

Favorite movie: The Fall, The Village, and Forest Gump

Favorite food: Sushi

Hidden Talent: I don’t have one, but if I could choose I would be a devoted jazz dancer, a fencer like Inigo Montoya (see favorite books above), or a bow-hunter.

Pet peeves: Shaving my legs, shopping, and watching football. Having to do all three at the same time would be hell.

My best feature: Having green eyes

My worst feature: Being unable to get tan

Favorite sight: An opening band that’s so tuff it demolishes the headlining band.

Hobbies: I like climbing on rock walls (my hands are very impressively calloused), making my own fruit and vegetable juice blends with my Champion (that’s a brand of juicer and it could not have been named more appropriately because anytime you drink its nectar you feel like you could completely annihilate hobby number one), collecting stickers to decorate my ’96 Toyota Corolla (trust me, he’s ugly: he needs it), and reading (see favorite books above).

I have a knack for getting out of speeding tickets: 6 times and counting. I come from a very big, very weird family and I adore them. I also adore my job. I was homeschooled (see favorite books above) so I’m pretty lousy at being cool and at summing myself up in 300 words or less. Come to a show